It’s been a busy week and which started us off on Sunday versus our favorite battlefield friends [RoM]. The Rebels of Mankind clashed with us on Arica Harbor for a TWL 8v8 League matchup. -=wKa=-sLoppy was both hot and cold during the match, trading a 40-17 score during the 1^st round for a 15-24 score the 2^nd. So, [RoM]3atman and friends managed to wrestle a round from us because we felt kind of bad for them (being gay and all), but the game ended up 2-1 in our favor putting us 4-0 overall in the league.

cRu has been hitting the scrim scene, preparing and looking forward to revenge ever since their Arica Harbor loss to us last month. They found it on Monday, where they played us on White Pass for a TWL 8v8 Ladder game. Somebody told [cRu]Exi1e they would buy him a Korean sex slave boy if he managed a win, because he came out of the door blasting. Unable to do much besides suck on yellow snow, wKa suffered a 2-0 defeat. We never really managed to get a handle on cRu but put up a decent firefight along the way. cRu takes a rung from us, putting wKa at the 4^th spot overall.

Wednesday saw Next Level take cRucial’s place on White Ass as we played [nL] for an XPL 8v8 League match. Attempting to learn from our mistakes Monday, we give a slightly better performance against yet another Battlefield veteran team but it wasn’t enough to do the job. This gives us another XPL loss yielding us a 3-2 regular season record.

Tonight we defended our 4v4 #1 TWL title against Radium. It was a fun, but quick 4-0 match win. It was a desperate struggle to manage to destroy the first two MCOMs, but Radium fell short thereafter.

Tell -=wKa=-Skip he’s a raging faggot here.

wKa was boldly challenged for the #1 4v4 spot on TWL by the top notch comedy act [HOG], Tuesday. The House of Gayfucks apparently forgot about our last meetup, or plain enjoys getting a huge pole up their shit boxes. During the 1^st round on Panama Anal [HOG] sheepishly threw themselves at the MCOM with little benefit. While wKa was on the attack we decided to have some fun – instead of destroying the 2^nd MCOM we boldly camped their spawns like total dicks. After about a 20 minute anal polish, jeffryman called us "GAY" so we continued for another approximate 5 minutes. We unfortunately had to detonate the 2^nd MCOM sometime if we wanted [HOG] to stay around for the 2^nd map for more shenanigans. During the 2^nd Map on Valdez [HOG] didn’t get 10 feet out of their spawn points, and they left for the 4^th round because they had had enough. wKa still sits at #1 on the 4v4 Ladder as we get challenged by Team Radium. This will most likely be our last match on what has turned into the “4v4 Waste of Time Ladder”. Check the round scores of the [HOG] match here.

Wednesday our aspirations of going on a 20 game winning streak was cut short by Johnny5’s boys. Dynamic.LTDEATH led the charge going 41-26 across both rounds, as wKa struggled to keep just 1 flag most of the game. The 1^st round ended up approximately 39-0 in Dynamic’s favor after we had a piss poor round start on the RUS side, barely capturing 1 flag. Temporarily regaining composure and acquiring two flags only lasted for a couple minutes as Dynamic ended the round in their normal fashion with a solid lead. Unwilling to accept that we did our best in the 1^st round, wKa got back up and gave a better showing for the 2^nd. With a burly start that would make -=wKa=-Dekoth proud - we leave Dynamic sitting at A, deciding whether they want to take the B or C flags from us. Like -=wKa=-HaXoC on a lonely night, they stealthily backdoor us with some surprise sex at C - leaving wKa once again with a single flag. The round was battled to a more respectable 20-0 loss mostly due to wKa failing at the last moments to cap out Dynamic which would hopefully result in a main base camp attempt.

Overall during the match, our usual killers ended up with lackluster KDR’s and the team gave an a weak performance against this high caliber BF squad. Check the round scores against Dynamic here, and talk shit about [HOG] here. We will be better prepared for our next matchup next Sunday on African Harbor against the classy characters at [RoM] for our 4^th regular season TWL 8v8 League matchup. Additionally - cRucial is gunning for some revenge on Monday for another TWL 8v8 Ladder game on White Ass.

In the most hotly anticipated game this week, <MU> forfeits a big Ladder match on TWL.... this was truly unfortunate. We were eagerly awaiting our destined match-up against "BC2 Ringer Legend", "FPS Extraordinaire", "Socialist Venezuelan All-Star", "Expert Cabbage Picker", the one and only Mexican Siesta enthusiast  - <MU>DUKE! With a disappointing forfeit, these are the most likely scenarios as to why they conceded the game:

1) <MU>duKe107 was too busy selling oranges and produce at Wal-Mart.

2) A Coyote self improvement speech was taking place at the local Marriott.

3) It was rumored 10mm was going to play.

4) They sat down Indian style (grab a bottle of whiskey and lay down on the sidewalk), but couldn't make it home in time for the match.

5) Noticed a huge vein on Dealer's penis the other day and were super grossed out.

6) Akane- offered all of <MU> complementary NAMBLA memberships if they attend a meeting at his house and bring their sons.

7) Sloppy had to use the <MU> dorm bathroom after lunch yesterday at Taco Bell.

8) Vader ejaculated eye-mucus out of his empty eye socked right onto their keyboards.

9) They're still spending some of their $3,000 PAX cash at gay sex strip clubs every night.

10) Too busy playing the worthless APB beta.

Whatever the reason, this gives wKa a 17-0 win streak with an undefeated month of May. Along the way the teams that were gloriously taken out (who should listen to the audio spoken by coach, below):

Censor Nazis, Violent Industries Revolution, House of Gamers, Legion Gaming, DREAMTEAM, Triple Deuces, Kill or Be Killed, Black Ops Squadron (twice), Big E Clan, Random Acts of Violence, Epoch Waste Gaming, Hostile Syndicate, Crucial, Radium, Survivors of Chaos, rivaL and Massive Unit. [EDIT: Including the CN win in april we're 18-0, the 17-0 win streak was during May only, including 1 forfeit win today]

GG's to all you butt fucking nerds. See you geeks after the Memorial Day weekend when things get rolling again. Until then talk about gay shit here.

Arguably one of the better BC2 teams to date, notably defeating us at PAX to get the third place prize of $1,000, rivaL’s website boasts an impressive battlefield record. Until tonight they only had 3 losses, with two coming in BC2 against battlefield powerhouses [20ID] and Dynamic. Today they were given a 4th as our tankers posted up great scores while our infantry guys stuck together keeping them at bay long enough for a strong win.

The 1^st round saw -=wKa=-DocGolem sprinting out of the gate earning a clutch helo shot. At the B flag our infantry was victorious with the initial battle netting us a 2 flag advantage and the bleed. The battle goes back and forth with rivaL eventually locking us into the center but wKa holds out achieving a close 12-0 ticket margin win. The 2^nd round saw a near identical performance with the teams reversed. rivaL takes the B flag off the bat and wKa eventually earns both side flags to lock them in the middle. rivaL takes the 2^nd round for themselves by the exact same 12-0 margin, overcoming a 20 ticket disadvantage towards the end.

Starting from the US side for the 3^rd tie-breaker round, wKa learned from mistakes made in the 1^st to keep rivaL at bay the entire match. Constantly shutting down their attempts to flank, wKa earned a solid 35-0 ticket victory. rivaL put up an intense fight and we know they’ll be gunning for revenge the next time we see them - great games guys! 

[EDIT: It's actually 4-1 including our preseason win and loss]

Tonight’s game was against the infamous Survivors of Chaos. =SOC= came and picked a fight quickly erasing the first MCOM as attackers on Panama Anal. This is when wKa realized maybe we should stop tugging on our dicks and defend. We stopped them short of getting the 2^nd MCOM on Panama Canal. =SOC=Zexs leads the scoreboard with a super sweet 9-15 score. As attackers, destroying the first MCOM was swift and furious - just like duKe107 getting his Dad to orgasm; it was accomplished with ease and in 60 seconds flat but then some dumb Puerto Rican bitch is yelling because he jacked off his angry dad too quick so he gets a Corona bottle smashed over his head. =SOC=tkeBu this time takes the top spot on the leader boards going 3-11. Port Valdez was a frigidly fun cunt of a map just like that dumb cow known as -=wKa=-Chuckster’s mom. This is where the fun really starts as =SOC= begins crying like the true emo faggots they are.

=SOC=Zexs again nerds his way to the top of the charts during the third round. We were bored of these 4v4 shenanigans so we quickly ran =SOC= off of our server with a rapid 2 MCOM destruction spree, with 3 of them rage quitting before the match even ends. All Star =SOC=Zexs pulls a clutch 4th round 1^st place finish, but in the end wKa barely won because of our impressive ability to use Anti Aliasing hacks to “smooth the jaggies.” Next time maybe we’ll "buiy" net books to eliminate the skill gap when we play them. And while we’re talking about awesome BC2 teams everyone can take a gander and reread our last [HOG] match up here to reminisce. They had the stones to ask for a rematch in 4v4! We play them next Tuesday 6/1/10 and are so excited it’s like Christmas. We get to kick start June with at minimum a 1-0 win streak so talk mad crap here

Team Radium met us Monday night on Laguna Alta for our 3^rd regular season TWL 8v8 Conquest League matchup. A furiously close game was seen in round 1, as it was a neck and neck battle until the very end. The EA Account server decided to kick 5 people from the server mid-round, pitting us temporarily against Radium 4v7 seen here. Attempting to capitalize on an unavoidable technical difficulty, Radium seizes map control slapping wKa back to 1 Flag. Suffering imminent defeat and an approximately 5 ticket disadvantage, we pushed right back at Radium draining them an odd 20 tickets overcoming our opponents lead and winning by a meager 4 ticket margin! This first round saw some excellent tank work by -=wKa=-DocGolem and -=wKa=-HaXoC going 32-11 combined.

After a smooth recovery for the first round win on US, wKa moved into the 2^nd round confidently starting from the RUS side. Radium had the advantage off the bat, making wKa earn the 2^nd round win despite only gaining B off the round start. Neglecting their tank in the main base, with yours truly stealing it twice - Radium eventually fell apart and was contained at the C flag. The slow ticket bleed coupled with a higher KDR performance saw a 35-0 win in favor of wKa. GG’s all around tonight. Talk shit here. 

This puts us at an unprecedented 15 game winning streak, a new record for wKa. We anticipate our match ups against both rivaL/MassiveUnit on Wednesday/Thursday to be our most challenging yet.

In the closest match we've played to date in BC2, team cRucial gave us an insane 8v8 infantry battle on Arica Harbor. Historically a powerhouse Battlefield team they have beaten us multiple times previously during games like BF1942 and BF2. We met on our server at 9:30Est for our 2nd 8v8 Conquest XPL regular season match.

The 1st round was fought tooth and nail to a literal draw for 10-15 minutes until each team had around 50 tickets. Securing both the A and B flags from the RUS side, wKa took the advantage by shutting down cRu's flanking assaults while slowly draining them of tickets with the help of the atrociously slow bleed. -=wKa=-Ranger, -=wKa=-Huntsman and -=wKa=-sLoppy lead the team top fragging with 86 kills combined three ways. We came to a 30-0 first round win, anxious and eager to repeat our success in the 2nd.

After subbing a player we get off to a rocky start on the US side. Numerous initial battles at B took place netting both teams even losses. cRucial finally secured it for themselves temporarily shutting us down and dominating the upper west side of the map. Seemingly stuck on our heels at the C flag forever, wKa finally flanked cRu by capturing A and regaining our footing. cRu did not sit back either as they then counter-pushed to C. cRucial continually won some important 1v1's, sticking it to us and gaining around a 20 ticket lead. The score was approximately 41-24 in favor of cRu and wKa ended up locked in the middle of the map - surrounded at B on both sides. From there we matched them medic for medic and revive trained our way to an astonishingly close 1-3 ticket position. Only being able to afford 1 more death before wKa loses the round, "Super Clutch Cock Sucker of the Match" award winner -=wKa=-Ranger grabs onto his balls and goes on a killing spree taking out 4 opponents last minute like a maniac. This gave wKa a shocking 1-0 victory. Tell Ranger he's pro at video games here.

This win puts us at 3-1 overall at XPL, and we are currently still undefeated during the month of May. You can view the screenshots from tonights game here on the Match History and Roster page above. Perhaps Team Radium can give us a run for our money where cRu could not next Monday when we play our next match for the TWL 8v8 Conquest League. Great games tonight cRu! Good luck in the rest of the League.

What a butt-fucking exciting cluster fuck of a night it has been. Not only did we have our two regularly scheduled matches against the Elite Special Forces [Big =E=] in 8v8 and EpochWaste Gaming [=3WG=] in 4v4... but we played another 4v4 match against Hostile Syndicate immediately after.

The Big =Egghead= match details can be seen here. A rough round start by wKa gave the Big Egghead Retard Forces the initial upper hand since we could only field 7 during the first round. -=wKa=-Rage was late tonight because his feather-indian faggot ass passed out on the sidewalk with a bottle of whiskey in his hand 2 hours before the game. We rebounded quickly while witnessing some horrible shooting by Big =E= as their whole team somehow managed to have negative KDRs. The 2nd round we regained our usual composure and watched as they repeatedly bailed their chopper in favor of medic-reviving-fuck-fests and ground skirmishes. In the end it proved pointless as they could revive no better than viR.

If it is any indication of the amount of skill we saw during our Squad Rush games (or lack thereof), -=wKa=-DocGolem ended up topfragging the entire night during our 4v4 matches with 51 kills. EpochWaste Gaming showed up giving us a decent fight in our first 4v4 matchup, but forgot that the squad rush game mode is centered around things called M-Com stations. They lost in a swift 4-0. A congratulations to -=wKa=-Ranger and -=wKa=-Huntsman for getting infinite KDRs at 8-0 and 5-0 respectively, at different points during the game.

After the =3WG= victory was posted we challenged Hostile Syndicate. They caught us on X-fire and offered to play tonight. We accepted, beating them handily with a score of 3-0. After raping the third MCOM (and technically winning the match outright negating a need to destroy the 4th) we decided to fuck around a little too much. As -=wKa=-sLoppy (6-11) used a red-dot M95 and -=wKa=-Ranger (5-15) "was getting horrible hit detection", we were unfortunately unable to destroy the 4th. Tell Ranger he's an emo raging faggot here. Whether it was frustration of being ass rammed too many times, or just because of Squad Rush 4v4 apathy, Hostile Syndicate dropped the ladder right after their loss.

wKa now sits at rung 5 of the TWL 4v4 Squad Rush ladder and at rung 3 of the TWL 8v8 Conquest ladder. We are currently waiting to be challenged in the 8v8 ladder and have challenged for rung 1 in the 4v4 Squad Rush against =SOC=/.eG.